Mum once again amazed by long-lasting bunch of flowers

A mum in her fifties has once again expressed her surprise at a bunch of flowers lasting for quite a long time. Sue Davis, 52, from Nottingham used a phone call to her son from a landline to tell him she couldn’t believe the flowers he sent her on her birthday two weeks ago were […]

Man in his thirties only playing Pokemon Go “to see what the fuss is about”

A 36 year-old man from London has spoken about how he’s not actually playing Pokemon Go seriously and in fact only downloaded it “to see what all the fuss is about.” Steve Trendy from Brixton, who runs a start-up company providing organic smart watches for dogs, also says that he isn’t enjoying the game at all, saying […]

Hero facebook user spots grammatical error in firefighter’s obituary

Heroes rarely get the credit or the recognition they deserve. They don’t stop to think, they just act. They don’t worry about their own safety, they simply disregard conventional rules and start DOING. That was certainly the case when Stephen Morris, a facebook user in his mid-thirties spotted a typo in a post mourning the […]

Political expert agrees to return to posting pictures of his cat

A political expert with over three weeks’ experience has reluctantly agreed to return his Facebook page back into a library of mundane cat pictures and jokes about his dinner in the wake of Britain’s Brexit referendum. John Johnson, a barman from London’s trendy Hoxton, had hoped his extensive campaign of memes, borrowed opinions and videos […]

Married couple now communicating solely through light switches

A London couple, married for eight years and with two children, now only make their feelings known to each other by going around the house turning lights on and off. Steve and Debbie Jones of Bexley haven’t spoken a word for almost eight weeks and instead use the wall switches to make it clear to […]

This kid had never seen a guitar before in his life. What happened next will call you up, ask you if you’d like to go for a drink one night, sound disappointed, ask you if you’ll change your mind, sigh loudly, hang up, then text you a week later to see if you’ll consider it again because the Marvel movies are generally very good and the effects are supposed to be just spectacular but it’s cool if you’re still busy just let me know when you have an evening free and maybe we can grab a drink or something before the movie no pressure not like a date or anything like that it’s just since you broke up with Steve I feel like you and I get on a lot better almost like we’re thinking the same thing you know? Haha anyway yeah let me know about the movie and I’m honestly sorry about the photo I was checking for a lump and I wanted to show it to the doctor so he could see what I was seeing and it just uploaded itself to the text I sent you


Amazing! Man catches baby while holding baseball

Amazing! Man catches baby while holding baseball

What a catch! Just incredible. There were hearts in mouths at Wrigley field as eight-month old baby boy Dylan Matthews sailed off the back of the bat and 90 feet up into the night sky, but Cubs fan Keith Hartley, with his favorite baseball safely cradled in his right hand, nonchalantly reached over the short brick […]