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Political expert agrees to return to posting pictures of his cat

A political expert with over three weeks’ experience has reluctantly agreed to return his Facebook page back into a library of mundane cat pictures and jokes about his dinner in the wake of Britain’s Brexit referendum. John Johnson, a barman from London’s trendy Hoxton, had hoped his extensive campaign of memes, borrowed opinions and videos […]

Married couple now communicating solely through light switches

A London couple, married for eight years and with two children, now only make their feelings known to each other by going around the house turning lights on and off. Steve and Debbie Jones of Bexley haven’t spoken a word for almost eight weeks and instead use the wall switches to make it clear to […]