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Shock as Cecil the lion’s murderous past is revealed

The tragic story of Cecil, the Zimbabwean lion shot by American dentist Walter Palmer, took an incredible twist Wednesday afternoon as it was revealed Cecil had murdered and EATEN hundreds of innocent wildebeest and zebras over the past decade. Amidst widespread anger on social media over Palmer’s deadly shooting of Cecil at Hwange national park, […]

“I am the Greatest Rock Star on the Planet” Declares Shark Who Attacked Surfer

The shark that attacked surfer Mick Fanning has declared himself the greatest living rock star on earth. Despite being hated by a huge portion of the planet and being completely unwelcome wherever large groups of humans congregate, the Great White shark claims that his ability to divide public opinion, coupled with his unique knack for […]